go do what you do best...puke behind churches
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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