Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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