belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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