I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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