Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
there is glitter all over my balls
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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