guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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