I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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