I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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