What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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