The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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