Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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