should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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