I wish i was in the wii world.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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