video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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