please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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