3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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