i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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