They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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