did you get engaged???
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We are all done wearing pants today
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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