You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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