u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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