I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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