I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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