I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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