I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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