Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
jump out the window naked night went bad
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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