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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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