Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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