About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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