So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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