yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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