i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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