She said her name was "party"
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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