She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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