Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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