i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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