We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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