im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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