Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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