OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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