so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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