sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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