You really coming over, don't trick.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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