You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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