Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The best revenge is premature balding
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
it glows. i had to have it.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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