oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Shame - the story of my life.
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