god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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