wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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