This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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