So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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