i think i have two assholes
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
